"The Bone Spy"
theres a guy who rides around campus on his bike during passing periods blasting Migos from a speaker in his backpack
sorry ill use #food i guess
my favorite mixed drinks are “bacardi dragon berry + cucumber gatorade” and “southern comfort directly out of the bottle + a complete lack of dignity and self-respect”
theres no air conditioning in our house so we’re sticking old high-powered computer fans in the windows
> sleeps four hours a night
> eats 500 calories a day
> “why am i constantly exhausted im a good God-fearing Christian i dont deserve this”
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
imagine thinking this is funny
theres literally a League of Legends themed house at my college
why would you say this to me?